Vegas, Baby.

Hey guys! Pretend you didn’t just read my post title, and guess where I am today?

You got that right.

Yep, it is 104 degrees in Las Vegas this weekend, and me and a bunch of other conservative bloggers and freethinkers (and some hecklers, let’s be honest) are hanging out with our Ayn-Rand-reading, Constitution-loving, flag-waving wolfpack. (It’s RightOnline, for those of you who care and don’t want to just hear me ramble about my terribly mundane Vegas assumptions.)

I’ve never actually been to Vegas (other than one ill-planned stop at a pastrami palace that I found off the Food Network when we were driving through), so I’m pretty much expecting a mash-up of the Hangover, Ocean’s Eleven and maybe a little Dirty Dancing. (Don’t read into that.) (Please.) (I’m also flying one way, with Adam driving out to meet me on Saturday, so I even get a Bridesmaids reference. I’m terribly cool, y’all.)

I’ll be sure to tell you all about how Sarah Palin loves my blog and introduce you my new friends from teevee and my pet tiger when I get back. Have a great weekend, friends.