You know you’re at a conservative conference when…

  • The owner of the hotel (The Venetian) hosting announces that “this is the only non-Union house on the strip!” and gets a standing ovation.
  • You are amazed at the number of things that can be printed with American flags (scarves, hats, polo shirts, t-shirts, skirts, shorts, ties, coffee mugs… the list goes on)
  • Men get the doors, give up their seats and generally give deference to the ladies
  • You see a “Don’t Tread on Me” iPad case (and you ask where they got it)
  • You overhear long conversations about the moral ethics of Atlas Shrugged in the hallways
  • Sarah Palin is a beloved voice instead of a punch-line
  • Your fellow attendees know more about the judicial system and tax code than most attorneys
  • Cliches like “global warming” “social justice” fair share” and “equal opportunity” are discussed rather than swallowed whole
  • Hollywood is generally despised rather than venerated
  • Talk radio is exalted
  • Even if the presenter is not a person of faith, religious practice and faith is highly respected
  • As soon as California or New York is referenced, groans ensue
  • Union bosses, environmentalist wackos, Occupy Wall Street types and Eric Holder are reviled

Pretty sure I saw this guy wandering the halls...

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